Lady GaGa isn’t wearing pants… again

I’ve made my feelings for Lady Gaga pretty clear. I am totally pro Gaga, but I always tell the truth here. That’s kind of my job. That’s why this post hurts a little to write. Lady Gaga – put on some freaking pants! This boring, worn out, over played no pants thing is just so old now. We’ve seen it all before. We get it. You’re edgy. You’re out there. You have got to be freezing your damn ass off. It’s to the point now that I see a picture of you wearing something normal and I’m more shocked. You’re a talented singer and your songs are catchy as hell. You don’t need all of this anymore. At least, you don’t need to be replaying your own stunts. If you’re running out ideas, hit the town wearing jeans and a t-shirt. I promise you – that will make the news.

Taylor Momsen is pretty reckless

Get it? Because her band is called The Pretty Reckless. Yeah, lame, I know. Anyway, moving on. I don’t really know what I think of Taylor Momsen anymore. It seems like every move she makes is premeditated to make her look as bad ass as possible, but the more out there she gets, the more innocent I believe she is. Sure flashing her underage breasts on stage at one of her most recent gigs turned some heads. I, on the other hand, just rolled my eyes and yawned a little. It’s old news. This is what we know about Momsen. She has no problem talking about masturbation and her love for her vibrator. She blames her parents for her behavior because they pushed her into acting. I happen to think that’s probably the truest statement that’s ever come out of her mouth. That said, Taylor – performing here at The Academy in Manchester – is no more of a wild child that her pop culture counterpart, Miley Cyrus. The difference is Taylor wants you to think she’s as bad ass as Miley probably is. She isn’t though. She’s a little girl trying to play ball with the big kids – and she’s striking out. She comes across as a sad girl desperate for attention and I’m guessing that’s really closer to the truth.

Kathy Griffin supports the troops

I’m sorry but seriously, there is nothing – nothing – sexy about Kathy Griffin. Nothing. I don’t care how nice her body is. Her voice makes me want to stab my own ears out. Her comedy relies on shock with very little humor. And her face. Good Lord, that face! Yeah, she has a hot body but no matter how hard I try to ignore her head and enjoy her body in there pictures from The USO Presents “Vh1 Divas Salute the Troops”, I can’t ignore the fact that I sincerely loathe this woman. I look at her flat tummy, her nice legs and her passable rack and all I can think is that those body parts would look so much better on someone who is less of a complete c-word. You know the word, I’m looking for there. I hate that word, but something the b-word just isn’t enough and with a creature as vile as Kathy Griffin, I’m not sure even the c-word is strong enough.

Tori Black in hot leaked personal photos

I’m not sure what the big deal is about these leaked personal photos of award winning porn actress Tori Black. Oh right, she’s super hot and she’s half naked. Sure you can see her completely naked on her website or in any of her movies, but there’s something about the personal nature of these pictures that make them hotter. I won’t deny Tori is probably my favorite porn actress in the business right now and I love her videos, but these pictures are really something else. I think there’s something sexy about seeing a woman who makes her living getting naked in her underwear with all her naughty bits covered. You see more of what Tori’s like at home, and that’s why they’re most appealing.

Rihanna shows off her butt; world rejoices

I love Rihanna. I really, honestly do. She’s gutsy. She’s talented and she’s completely adorable. She also has an ass that is just about as perfect as an ass can be. The great thing about Rihanna is that she knows the cameras are there but she doesn’t care a lick. If she wants to bend over, she’s gonna bend over. She doesn’t care if the camera zooms right in on her caboose because, well, she knows the thing is hot. I’d show it off too if I were her. Here in Hawaii, Rihanna hits the water in a bikini and just has fun with it. Sure she knows people are taking her picture, but she’s not about to let that get in the way of her good time.

Melanie Brown shows off her boobs again

Melanie Brown certainly isn’t a shy one, is she? I’ve come to believe Melanie treasures two things in life above all else (family excluded); her killer abs and her killer boobs – not that I have a problem with that. Here at the Nevermind Nightclub in Sydney, Mel once again puts her girls on display and gets a little helping hand in making sure she doesn’t show too much. Lucky bastard. After her triumphant return as a guest judge on Dancing With the Stars for their 200th episode extravaganza, Mel has a lot to celebrate. Or maybe she’s just celebrating the fact that even after giving birth her rack still looks fantastic. Hey, I’ll drink to that!